Kamikazes, Ninjas and the 85-Mile Elastic Band
Kamikaze:
‘A person or thing that behaves in a wildly reckless or destructive manner.’Idiot:
‘An utterly foolish or senseless person.’
Or so I thought...
Stage 1: Coniston to Seathwaite (7.0 miles)
2012: 1:29
2013: 1:07
Three, two, one...(Photo Sportsunday).
Race
day weather was perfect: sunny with a light breeze and the temperature in the
mid 20s. The forecast was for a clear night and a few light showers with
sunshine and humidity the following day.
At 6pm we all eagerly lined up at the start and after a rendition of Nessun Dorma we began our circumnavigation of the Lake District. I
immediately found myself near the front as we wound our way through Coniston
towards the slate mines. Within a couple of minutes we began the first of many
climbs and I realised I was further up the field than I had originally planned,
something which would have considerable consequences the following day. The
field had already split and I could only see two runners ahead, Stuart Mills
and Ken Sutor.
Gatecrashing big school! (Photo Sportsunday).
We made good progress during the first half of the stage (predominantly uphill) and then I predictably lost ground to them in the second part of the stage (predominantly downhill). By the time I approached CP1 the other two were leaving so the plan was to check in and leave as quickly as possible. I didn’t know it at the time but I’d reached CP1 in 1:07, 22 minutes faster than 2012.
The Nick Selfdestructometer score after Stage 1: 1/10
Stage 2: Seathwaite to Boot (14.0 miles)
2012: 1:30
2013: 1:16
Losing time on the downhills was something I expected to happen but the problem was I wasn’t familiar with the route during the early stages. I hadn’t recce’d anything before Buttermere as a) I couldn’t get to the relevant recce weekend and, b) I was expecting to have more people around me that early in the race. I soon became unsure of where I was and lost some time consulting the map, something I had really wanted to avoid after the time wasting the previous year. I was rushing (which is never a good idea when navigating) but managed to catch a glimpse of the others several times a few hundred metres ahead. Things were going well until I reached a farm at Grassgaurds.
One of us is working too hard (Photo Sportsunday).
I
followed the obvious route through a farm but after crossing a stream realised
there were no wet footprints on the track. I scanned my surroundings hoping to
see the others in the distance but there was no one anywhere. I swore a lot
(which always makes me feel better)
and retraced my steps through the farm as I knew there was a pair of runners
not far behind. I soon ran into them and they guided me back on course. Not
only had I been caught but I realised these weren’t the same pair that had been
following me so I’d been caught by another two as well. Arse and double arse.
The Nick Selfdestructometer score after
Stage 2: 1/10
Stage 3: Boot to Wasdale Head (19.4 miles)
2012: 0:57
Positions changed occasionally but I knew I was maintaining my position in the top 10. I was now almost always running with Darron Howarth who I’d bumped into at the farm during Stage 2. The pace was clearly slower than I’d being running at the start but it felt right and I was fairly confident I’d be able to maintain it for the remainder of the race.
Debating the wisdom of starting so quickly (Photo Sportsunday).
The Nick Selfdestructometer score after
Stage 3: 2/10
Stage 4: Wasdale Head to Buttermere (26.3 miles)
2012: 1:58
2013: 1:48
Last year I switched my head torch on during the climb up Black Sail Pass but I was clearly ahead of last year’s schedule as we still had perfect visibility. We were now joined by a tall chap called Steve and gradually made our way up the climb. The lower slopes gradually became steeper until I was pressing on my thighs with my hands, taking it one step at a time. Conversation ceased as we all found our own rhythm and eventually the gradient plateaued as we began the treacherous descent down the other side. The path was strewn with sharp boulders, loose rocks and shale. There didn’t seem to a single level part and I began to lose ground on the other two, something which would reoccur throughout the race.
The road book and map.
After
passing the YHA I re-joined the others and we made our way up Haystacks.
It’s deceivingly innocuous on a map but felt like Black Sail Pass’s little
brother. By the time we reached the top visibility was low so we finally
switched our head torches on. Someone in the group pointed out it was almost
10:30pm! What goes up comes down and we were soon negotiating our way down a
very uncivilised descent which thankfully became easier towards Buttermere.
During this time we were passed by a couple of fast-descending runners and we
then all made our way together towards CP 4.
The Nick Selfdestructometer score after
Stage 4: 3/10
Stage 5: Buttermere to Braithwaite (32.8 miles)
2012: 2:05
2013: 1:36
By now it was completely dark but as the sky was still clear we still make out the silhouettes of the fells against the sky. The temperature hadn’t noticeably dropped and we were still running in our short sleeved tops.
The evening was perfect - clear sky with a light breeze.
The Nick Selfdestructometer score after
Stage 5: 4/10
Stage 6: Braithwaite to Blencathra Centre (41.3 miles)
2012: 2:08
2013: 1:46
I was beginning to feel the effects of the early pace by now but was still confident I could continue at the pace we were holding as long as I stayed adequately hydrated and fuelled. The group had now split and I left CP 5 alone to run the flat road section towards Keswick. We were now in the early hours of the morning and this is always the time when the body feels the most tired. I often feel very sleepy when I’m racing at this time of night and last year I’d struggled during the same stage.
The Nick Selfdestructometer score after
Stage 6: 5/10
Stage 7: Blencathra Centre to Dockray (49.0 miles)
2012: 1:51
2013: 1:45
Before the race I’d considered CP6 to be a key point in the race. The night section was effectively over and the hardest parts of the course (in terms of topography and navigation) had been successfully completed. All three of us were predictably fatigued as we’d run consistently through the night over difficult terrain, but spirits were high as we pushed on towards Dockray. After a short section on a disused railway line we began to climb up to the Old Coach Road which would then take us straight to the next checkpoint.
The Nick Selfdestructometer score after
Stage 7: 6/10
Stage 8: Dockray to Dalemain (59.1 miles)
2012: 2:24
2013: 2:09
By now the sun was rising so the headtorch was removed. I began running down towards Aira Force and was surprised the others were nowhere in sight. Soon enough they reappeared and we began running together again. Apart from the usual fatigue, soreness and pain which would be expected after running 50 miles I was feeling strong and enjoying the whole experience. Even though I had no way of comparing my progress to last year’s race I knew I was ahead by a considerable way and was really motivated to continue pushing as hard as possible.
The shade at Aira Force was a welcome relief.
The sky was mostly clear and the temperature was already in the 20s by the time we contoured our way along the north slopes of Ullswater and we began dousing ourselves in water whenever we crossed streams. After negotiating the crags around Gowbarrow Fell we reached one of the quickest parts of the course. Although Stage 7 is the longest stage (10.1 miles) it’s relatively quick as the second part is predominantly downhill with a few miles along tarmac roads. We made good progress and morale was high as we approached CP 8. Dalemain was over halfway (59 miles) and reaching it was huge psychological boost for all of us.
Leaving Dalemain as the lip began to tremble (Photo Sportsunday).
The Nick Selfdestructometer score after
Stage 8: 7/10
Stage 9: Dalemain to Howtown (66.2 miles)
2012: 2:03
2013: 1:39
We progressed as the sun became warmer, Lee occasionally stopping while I continued to thrill everyone with my amazing ‘Ninja piss’. We passed through Pooley Bridge which was unusually deserted, a far cry from the footfall it would experience later in the day as the visitors descended on the shops and eateries.
The Nick Selfdestructometer score after
Stage 9: 8/10
Stage 10: Howtown to Mardale Head (75.6 miles)
2012: 2:39
2013: 2:32
From Howtown the only way is up. The lower slopes through the valley were fairly shallow so we were able to run but the gradient soon increased and we were back into Black Sail Pass mode: one foot in front of the other, short steps and pushing down on the quads. After reaching the first plateau I could see Lizzie in the distance reaching the top of Wether Hill. The only other person visible was behind us in the valley and we all appeared to be equally spaced apart. It was on this climb that I started to struggle for the first time. Whereas I’d often been at the front pushing the pace in the first 50 miles I was finding it increasingly hard to maintain contact with Lee and Darron.
Things were unraveling by the time I got to Hawaeswater.
As
I progressed along the side of Haweswater I realised things were beginning to
unravel. There were two possible outcomes: a) if I slowed down, rested at the
next checkpoint and consumed more calories I would recover and have a great
race, or b) I was fucked. The temperature had risen and I used every
opportunity to soak myself in the streams. By the time I eventually reached
Mardale Head Lee and Darron had already left. I’d also been overtaken by the
runner who had been trailing us as we climbed out of Howtown - he was flying and I actually wondered if he was
one of the 50 mile runners at first. I couldn’t believe how fresh and fast he
looked.
The Nick Selfdestructometer score after
Stage 10: 9/10
Stage 11: Mardale Head to Kentmere (82.1 miles)
2012: 1:56
2013: 1:48
Once we left Mardale Head we began a substantial climb which I found noticeably harder than any of the previous climbs. It still felt like we were moving at a decent pace but we were clearly not making any ground on the runners ahead of us. We occasionally chatted but I was more focussed on getting through my dark patch. Once we reached the top we saw someone walking in front of us. I hadn’t seen him before and wasn’t sure at first if he was a competitor or not. I later realised it was Ken Sutor who had been the race leader during the earlier stages of the race. He had also studied at the Runashardandfastforaslongaspossible School of Running and was actually walking slower than me, some achievement considering I was hardly moving.
The descent after the climb from Mardale Head.
We
exchanged whimpers as I passed and I refocused on catching Lizzie who had pulled
ahead slightly. The next checkpoint was at Kentmere which involved a run into
the valley and the scaling of a few walls, something I managed to look very
difficult. We arrived at the church together and by now the legs had graduated
from wobbling to buckling. I remembered we were offered fresh smoothies the
previous year and it had been a real highlight of the race. After hours of
sandwiches, cakes, biscuits and crisps it was great to have something fresh and
natural. I drank two smoothies and took a couple of sandwiches with me as we
left to begin the slog up Garburn Pass.
The Nick Selfdestructometer score after
Stage 10: 10/10
Stage 11: Kentmere to Ambleside (89.4 miles)
2012: 1:56
2013: 1:48
Many of the climbs in the second half of the race were very similar: not very long but steep with paths covered in loose rocks. It was hard to gain any purchase underfoot and we found ourselves increasingly slipping as we climbed. It felt like we were taking one step forward and two steps back for much of the time.
The long walk into Ambleside...
Once
in Ambleside I shuffled along the main road to save time and was offered a lift by
one of the other competitor’s wives.
''Are
you in the Lakeland 100?''
''I
was ''''Do you want a lift?''
''Yes please!''
I
remember trying to answer her questions and not making a huge amount of sense
but I was extremely grateful to get to the checkpoint a bit quicker.
Starting so quickly was a gamble and I knew it. I wanted to maintain a decent pace for as long as possible and then dig in to the finish, and I think this would have been the right strategy if I’d held back slightly during the first couple of stages. I was in the top 10 during the entire race and maintained this for around an hour after I withdrew so my pace was considerably quicker than last year. The splits for the last two stages where I really deteriorated were still faster than the times from last year so it’s clear my training had been effective leading up to this year’s race.
Race details here: http://www.lakeland100.com/
Race photos (courtesy of Sportsunday) here: http://www.sportsunday.co.uk/lakeland-100
Kit Review
Skins A400 sleeves.
Because the weather was consistently good I didn't need to use any waterproofs or spare layers. The Skins sleeves were perfect for the cooler temperature at night and the calf sleeves were perfectly cool and breathable during the warmer hours.
Salomon shorts.
I used the Salomon Exo Wings Twinskin short as they had been comfortable in training and were less traumatic to members of the public than Lycra shorts. I always smother myself with Vasaline and you'll be relieved to hear I didn't experience any serious chaffing.
Brooks Cascadia.
As ever I relied on Brooks Cascadia as they don't eat my feet and are ideal for courses which cover a wide variety of surfaces. I'm still not sure whether I can use a half-size smaller as there seems to be slightly too much lateral foot movement when I'm on uneven ground. I'll probably experiment with the next pair.
All Brooks, Salomon and Skins items were provided by Royles: www.royles.biz